Indeed! From one cheese lover and smoked gouda eater to another: Have you ever tried adding it to either a.) a grilled cheese or b.) grits? It’s my secret weapon. 

Allison Two Sheds Robicelli has a nice ring to it!

Czechoslovakian sheep’s milk cheese?

I love smoked gouda, myself. I didn’t know it counted as a controversial pick!

This is going to make me sound like That Bitch, but my dogs love goat cheese almost as much as I do—though they don’t get it often.

My lactose intolerance is quaking as I read this post. Also, I love that Kate referenced Monty Python because the Cheese Shop sketch came to mind the second I read the title. (Allison’s podcast title also references the show!)

I was going to say “evil Colin Mochrie” but that works too.

So yeah, the rent is too damn high.

he used this as a wedge issue to get reelected

About a fourth of the people who are shown on that graph are related to him either by blood or through marriage. Super normal and good!

A person said this. Donald Trump said this. President of the United States, Donald Trump, said this.

“my great and unmatched wisdom”

Oh that’s another good one. 

They come up with all these batshit theories about how it makes them superior somehow. I guess some of them are so mediocre, they’ll take literally anything that sets them apart. It’s probably the same reason that they also chug gallons of milk as a sign that they’re “superior”. I really wish I was making that up, but…

Will wonders never cease! I seem to remember his precious couch gremlins criticizing him in the past, but still. Satan is probably executing a flawless triple salchow as we speak.

none are smarter than a 5th grader.

That’s why his forehead is so big. It’s full of secrets.

These days he looks more like what would happen if Regret became a person. He looks totally dead inside. 

Yeah, I had a similar reaction to “evilly”. I was like “Oh that’s very normal. Good. I’m glad.” 

He and his die hards are about as competent and your average fifteen year old message board troll, too. They’re on that “Look mom! I posted it again!” kind of bullshit.