That was meant to be vicious. I can’t walk and chew bubblegum.

These are the religious people who simply tell on themselves when they ask perplexedly why people who don’t believe in their Christ aren’t shooting up others, lying, stealing and cheating on a regular basis.

Everything else seems to be going to shit, so may as well revel in what little joys we can find, right? 

You’ve been reading my dream journal, haven’t you? 

The obvious answer is no he cannot help himself.

Call me biased, but Hamill has always been my gold standard. He really pulls off the menacing/viscous-hammy/comical dynamic very well in my opinion.

Came here to say something along these lines. What got me was how defensive and nasty these influencers got at even the gentlest suggestion that they...y’know...not do that.

I don’t expect it, but that’s what people keep crying when I explain that I don’t like Jeffree Star because I think he’s a shallow, hateful, bigoted piece of garbage. They always talk about how he apologized and how he’s “grown” since the old videos/tweets/whatever—even when it’s abundantly clear he hasn’t.

If you had told me this morning that this would be a headline, that both the president and his chinless son had unironically referenced Nickelback to bolster their current pet conspiracy theory, I wouldn’t have believed you. We are in the timeline God abandoned.

I was just thinking that prison somehow seems to agree with him. But then that’s probably because he’s not wearing ludicrously expensive clothes that still look like shit and shellacking his hair down with dye and gel.

They really are a less endearing/entertaining version of the Bluths.

I don’t ever recall Barr wearing a hat. 

He IS good at the cyber. 

I also put Gochujang on everything. You can doctor it a bit to make a decent version of the fire noodle challenge sauce if you want. I prefer to use a hot sauce with a hotter scoville rating than just plain capsaicin sauce, though. It adds more depth of flavor along with extra heat. My go-to lately is Bravado’s Aka…

Opportunistic and cruel have been Jeffree’s watchwords since the dawn of time.

I predicted that, too. :P And yeah he said “gross stuff” 12 years ago and apologized for it. Then proceeded to carry on with being a messy, bitter asswipe.

For all that Pence paints himself a certain way, he has always struck me as an opportunist who will let go of his so-called “Christian” and “Conservative” principles the second it would further his ambitions or save his skin. 

I may be biased because Batman The Animated Series, Batman Beyond, etc. were some of my all-time favorite shows from my childhood, but I really enjoyed it.

Jeffree Star always looks so terrible that I’m baffled anyone would want to emulate...that

Or maybe just burnt.