Can you let me know when you will be returning to sports coverage so I can go back to checking in once or twice per day? I have a lot to do today at work and all of these posts about non-sports topics are distracting because I Must Read Every Single One of Them. Whereas with the sports stuff I really only care if its…

First of all, since the fuck when is an open door cause for 5-0 to be all up in yoiur house, peeping in and shooting from outside like they don’t have any goddamn sense?

I find it weird we’re collectively seemingly totally ok with conspiracy theories explaining what happened to Epstein but seemingly NOT ok with the much simpler and vastly more frightening explanation that our prison system just sucks this much.  Like now that a rich and famous white dude died, we’re paying attention.

Not for nothing, but Tony Hawk did his on a standard half pipe. Super impressive though! 

If we HAVE to stand for a specific song, and HAVE to put our hands on our hearts or risk getting jacked are we really free?

Wow, these guys are getting desperate. Tucker on the run.

She looks like what would happen if Lil Wayne ejaculated on a racist bag of flour. 

No, it’s not like that, it’s dumber and less tricky.

Which is why people of conscience have to wrest control of the Democratic Party from the corporatists (“centrists”). Help them.

I suffer from extreme anxiety which is not an excuse. I am ashamed of my actions.

It’s time for some vulgarity. I’m done playing nice and pretending that there’s any middle ground here. At least six kids have died in U.S. custody in the past year from torture and neglect at U.S. concentration camps. No kids died in immigration custody in the decade before that. And now American kids are being…

I didn’t find the comments creepy, seems more they want to embarrass her.

this is what people think all conservatives are now, and we are not.

My goodness that cartoon is rather spot on but too soft on Drumpf. Personally I think he’d yell at them for obscuring his ball and making him take an extra stroke.

DJ Khaled doesn't like going down on anything, and that includes the Billboard charts. 

White of course he was taken alive. He’s got the complexion for the protection.

Maybe Rami Malek doesn’t read Gawker or take that site as any sort of serious news reporting? They did go down after refusing to remove the Hogan sex tape after all. So spare me the whole “Gawker was lookign out for these kids!!” when your own fucking manager at the website said he’d post videos of underage children…

And no hands. No hands at all.

This administration has always been really shitty with their cover-ups.