Oh my god, I live for these things.

It seems to me that you're overlooking the single most important reason for Phil Jackson's success, which is that he only took jobs where he coached the very best players.

In that case, my four-year-old niece is going to make one hell of an NBA coach.

After the Jameis Winston thing, I thought we weren't allowed to make rap jokes anymore.

Going on Inside The NBA, hope I don't catch RAPPING. Just kidding, I'm white!

Shaq and Kenny are going to do what they do. The thing I don't get, is the unquestioned love for Ernie Johnson's hosting ability? What am I missing?

As a Patriots' fan, I really hope they don't get rid of Rex Ryan. They might actually get somebody in charge who can run a football team.

Are we sure it's THE Dom Cosentino? It's NJ.com we're talking about.

Since he has yet to be fired, I have confidence saying that he has some type of mob connection or blackmail material on the Jets owner. This being the case I doubt that he will only leave the Jets when he retires.

In a world where jonah hill is starring in scorcese movies, who really cares? Most actors are very average.

Sam Rockwell: The Way, Way Back

The only flaw I see is if the lottery picks are scheduled 30 years in advance, could have an influence on players coming out of college. If a superstar player is a freshman in the NCAA, and the team with the #1 pick in the draft is the Bucks, but the following year the team with the #1 pick is the Heat, that player…

It's not a bad idea, but I would like to add the following twist: go the baseball route and tie top-tier free agents with draft picks. (i.e. if you sign a free agent, the team losing the free agent gets your first round pick in next year's draft)

How would teams like the Bobcats ever sign young talent?

This would kill small market teams that are currently bad. By taking away the better odds for bad teams in the draft, it puts more emphasis on building up through free agency. The LA's and Miami's of the league would have an even bigger advantage over the Charlotte's and Toronto's in my opinion. For example, the…

This is posted on Deadspin, and you forgot to include "shitshow"? Wow.

Also thanks to Gentle Reader GAWKER for asking whither "Holy Shit?" Thanks, you are The Shit!

this list is a shitshow

Big ups to Chris Livingston @screencuisine for reminding me I forgot to include "Apeshit," total Operator Error. Shit happens.