This is the childhood hoop of JaVale McGee. "I learned everything I know about the game of basketball right here," said JaVale McGee.

So, Lebron is "LBJ" now? That's crazy, we have an LBJ freeway in Dallas. Same guy, right?

This is also what any backboard looks like after 'Melo and J.R. come to town.

It's more the fact of what they got in return—a whole lot of hot garbage, in most cases. And obviously the Knicks could have used those picks on entirely different players.

At this point, I'm sure all Knicks fans would agree that the only way Dolan could free up some cap space is by shooting himself in the head.

There is only one Randolph who can truly put me in the Christmas spirit:

On the legal side, his side gig as the Hamburglar is where he scored most of his over-age beef.

+1, I have missed Raysism. It's like he shows up randomly to remind us all what the comments section could be.

+1 I would tell you that you're going to hell, but you are confined to a wheelchair so I think you already knew that.

+1 What happens to deadspin now that Raysism has won it? Does a new season start?

You magnificent son of a bitch. +1

You are the best.
+1

The worst the internet has to offer. +1

+1. We're all going to hell

+1

<golf clap>

It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.

If you're wondering... these:

[Launches immediate investigation into whether they let him have "skipsies" in Splash Mountain line.]

More like Revis-its, AMIRITE?