Wembley will be barren aside from those that make the trip. what a great atmosphere!

So they're just going to air somebody else trying to sell a massive Dodge.

I've long been a believer that the more promotion a movie gets before it come out, the worse it's going to be. If that theory continues to ring true, Anchorman 2 is going to suuuuuuck.

I've long been a staunch believer that the more press a movie gets before it comes out, the worse it's going to be. If that theory continues to ring true, Anchorman 2 is going to suuuuuuuuck.

ESPN: The Worldwide Leader in Sitting on Stories Until It Becomes Absolutely Necessary to Act Like We Care About Some Slut Who Was Probably Asking For It.

Well, at least there was something positive to come out of this Jameis Winston deal.

Can't say I blame him. I always cancel my plans when there is potential cunt.

Vikings Fan's Drunken Tirade Is A Symphony of "You Betchas"s

Jets fans really are just Eagles fans with better PR.

That last line's a little misleading. Since 1969, the psyches of all Jets fans consist of the id, the ego, and the ego.

Welcome to the MetLife Family Fun Zone. Now sit the F down and shut the F up and watch the F game... What a looser. (sic).

Apparently Billy was too hung over to write an actual article today.

Contrary to analysts' opinions, the Wildcat is apparently alive and kicking.

A listicle without the list? Pure genius! Bleacher Report will be copying this format in no time!

Here's my tryout piece for Deadspin.

Remind me to stop clicking on Billy Haisley's posts. What a joke.

The best gift would be something selfless, like spending all of one's time and resources trying to catch the Pappy thief.

Here's my idea: You doing your job instead of soliciting ideas from the commentariat.

I'm an alcoholic. And I'm masturbating.

It appears we've already given one drinker a gift of an easily written column. Jesus, is this what counts as a writer these days? Sign me up!