Antonio Smith Accuses the Patriots of Spying, Cites "Suspicious" Lanterns in Old North Church as Evidence

Pretty confident that King was referring to the morning barista at the Johnston, IA, Starbucks, whose slightly politically tinged banter is not well recieved by those in line for a quadruple nonfat halfcaf hazelnut macchiato.

Also dating a man - Michael Jordan's stuck-in-the-90's wardrobe:

a gay diver? What a bombshell. I'm sure the world's three straight divers are totally shaken up .

Of course I still fancy girls

Why is this news? Everyone knows it clicks and feels right for Limeys after two pints.

Why the hell is this even news? It's 2013, for crying out loud.

I haven't seen Redskins get that screwed over by a white man since..

It was definitely an unfair advantage for the Giants that the official with the yard marker kept swinging it at Pierre Garcon and knocking the ball out of his hands.

If you've prevented just one case of Dukebaggery, it was worth it.

I completely feel like Cam.... When it comes to women and the dying moments of my 20s, I see no scenario in which either: A) I fuck up a relationship, where in retaliation, I go through a massive period of self-loathing or B) I get cheated on/dumped/heart broken, where in retaliation, I go through a massive period of…

I taught middle school once, and if this guy deals with 250 preteens, he ought to know the answer:

Last year we had Sam Sifton.

What the hell is Eric Gagne doing on that list.

Personally, I never felt like this was that big
of a deal. I always felt sorry for Manti,
obviously the guy has some issues and us
pouring on the hate hasn't helped him out.
Before judging him, I think you need to
ask yourself what you'd do in his situation.
Lennay is a product of too much fame and
less about him willingly…

nope. We've forgotten about it.

"Hey, what about me? My girlfriend died recently, too." —Oscar Pistorius

"Lennay Kekua was the heartbreaking story of the 2012 college football season."

I always assumed it was a big, fat hoax. But, in looking back, it turns out guys like Gamboa Constrictor, Clinton Portishead and Rare Endangered Vuvezela really did used to comment here.