That dunk is pretty impressive, but Ojeleye only came in fifth during the charge-taking contest at the end of practice.

He traveled.

This came up on Grantland and now it has spread to Deadspin. I think it's time for an intervention. Let's be clear about this so that there is absolutely no confusion:

No amount of aesthetically pleasing play by talented basketball players wearing Dook University uniforms will EVER necessitate anyone liking Dook…

This was on ESPN.com like a month ago... Nicely done Deadspin.

It's obvious the defender tanked and allowed the alley-oop and as an American I'm offended by that.

What the hell is wrong with people saying they're starting to like Dook? Simmons said he did the other night.

Liking Duke because of an alley oop in practice is akin to forgiving a creepy uncle for touching you because he gave you a scratch and sniff sticker. Shame on you.

Likable? Still nope. Go to hell, dook.

"Wells, who is four-foot-eleven and 80 lbs., woke up on the floor seconds later with no recollection of what had happened."

Correction: this was actually Andres's second apology of the broadcast... the first time he asked viewers to forgive his wonton remarks.

Lin is quite simply on fire tonight, ladies and gentlemen.

How can we sign this guy?

This is reaching.

Head-butting a guy is apparently A-OK in the MLB as well.

Clearly, that guy is pissed off...but the guy behind him is Angerer.

Not sure what the problem is Tim. Clearly not helmet to helmet.

Upon hearing about Hawaii's uniforms, San Diego State reevaluated its plans for Retro Night, deciding that the ritualistic heart extraction of a few dozen local children in a reenactment of the consecration of the Great Pyramid of Tenochtitlan might be a bit much.

Why do you need to remember? God people are weird.

List of things that are not an affront to baseball:

This fight is sic.