Let's see if this gets 1/10 as much play here as either the Te'o story or the time an ND player (allegedly) touched a girl's breast over her shirt.

It might be an old fashioned rule, but if it's the one thing preventing the 2014 Yankees from looking like the 2013 Red Sox, I'm all for it.

Teaching college players to flop and whining to the refs. every rare occasion you don't get the favorable call is Un-American Krykryski.

Let's say I know a little bit about how police in Tallahassee operate. As a result, I am shocked this report made the light of day. Usually, when any FSU athlete is involved in a crime, all they get is a late night phone call to Jimbo Fisher's house, a stern talking to, and some extra wind sprints at practice.

Not ONE Simpsons quote/picture of Don Mattingly with half his head shaved in the comments? You people make me sick!

Wilson's agent later explained that a clean-shaven Brian Wilson does not really match with the Me-First Attention-Thirsting Brian Wilson he became during the 2010 season.

Wilson can grow the beard as long as he wants but it still won't disguise this simple truth: he's way too young to play for the Yankees.

Why should Wilson get rid of it? ARod still has Cameron Diaz hanging around.

how about paying (off) schools so you can boost your record? Yes I know this after they just played Kansas

You know what else is pretty un-American? Taking a year off when your team is clearly going to suck and claim "exhaustion".

Losing on purpose in the NBA is unamerican? Lets be honest, the whole NBA is unamerican. A league where no one is obese. A league of minorities who are all millionaires. This is the least American thing ever.

"Maybe I'm naive and I'm going to go read a fairy tale after this."

So is rooting for Duke.

Taking away losses during your season with "back" problems also Un-Americanan.

"Someone" stroking his penis? Just because it was done by a left hand doesn't necessarily mean it was a Stranger.

Matt Schaub almost put a video of himself masturbating on Instagram, but HIS girlfriend intercepted it before it got posted.

I'm all about team unity, but really, another Texans stroke?

DeAndre, The Giant Disappointment.

Did you mean "flop-tight" when you wrote "top-flight?" This is Duke we're talking about...

Its a shame that these guys can't go straight into the NBA. I mean by the time they go pro, they will have to do a lot of work to get up to speed at flopping correctly. At least they can get practice stopping after every shot to complain to the refs, so there is a little upside to college I guess.