I still like him better than Goodell. But, that's like preferring dysentary over a flesh eating virus.

It could have been a far bigger tragedy if not for the brave soul who stepped in and saved 8 lives when he calmy said "Let's change the subject, we can all agree that Amado has been a Heat fan from day one, right guys?".

Almost as poorly designed as the bathrooms at MetLife Stadium.

I'm confused about the part where Manziell is not polarizing. That kid is a dick. I like Sherman, and thought it was cool to actually see genuine emotion from a player than just made the biggest play of his career and sent his team directly to the Super Bowl at the Worst Stadium Ever.

I have a way to prevent injury to players, but still keep the fans entertained. Each touchdown would still be worth 6, and to get the extra point the kicker and Goodell would meet at the 50 yard line where the kicker would then kick Goodell squarely in the balls. If he falls the team gets 1 point, if he remains on his…

Didn't think the Deadspin comments section could get any worse. Congratulations.

The Jets front office is in full damage control on this story. They want to make it abundantly clear that Winslow was using Johnson's Baby Oil.

He may have been looking for a charge, it looked a bit like he started to flop and changed his mind than a true ankle breaker.

If he had completed his training at Duke he would have fully committed to the flop instead of half-assing it.

For me it had the effect Drew mentioned. It was bad, but it eventually grew on me just because I was excited for a new episode.

Divac was notorious. LeBron may not be the absolute worst but he's right up there, he made the playoffs damn near unwatchable launching himself around like VanDamme's stunt double and he wasn't a flopper before he played for Coach K.

Firefly had the best intro in the great show category.

Duke had been the only team doing it to an obscene degree for decades in the college game, I think it became so prevelant in the pros when their coach took over Team USA with LeBron, Wade, etc adopting that cowardly style of play. Also partly due to an influx of players from soccer countries like Argentina (Ginobli)…

He was just offered a full scholarship to Duke.

Do you thank Nick Swardson every day for preventing you from being the least funny person in television history?

Why is Deadspin posting videos of Duke students walking to class?

This is the biggest travesty I've ever seen, I will never have faith in the system again, this site has lost all credibility and it's not funny in the least. I can't believe there's a second season of The Kroll Show.

That or "The Decision". For the kids.

There are only about 4-5 legitimate nicknames on these lists. They spelled Battier's wrong it should say "Flopmaster" and I guess they must have thought nobody would have gotten the "Kent" reference for Plumlee unless he was buried under a ton of microwave popcorn.

Goodell also said within the next ten years the NFL would expand to 96 teams worldwide and have year round double-elimination playoffs with one game a night 11 months a year until "Super Bowl Week" where 12 Super Bowls will be played in 6 days at neutral sites, finally culminating in "Mega-Super Bowl Sunday" played in…