If that's what's in David Stern's script, that's what will happen. Plus Coach K taught Battier, LeBron, Wade, and Bosh how to Duke so Hibbert will have 3 fouls by the end of the 1st quarter in any of the deciding games.

The question: What has three legs and sits on a bench?

The "sexy dwarves" annoyed me enough in the last one that I'm going to skip this one.

Continuing the tradition of festive holiday sweaters getting together to throw "Ugly Face Parties".

Finally football can be played in the Winter Olympics, in the elements, the way God intended it! Hopefully they can find room on a glacier north of Siberia so we can settle this like real men for once!

You need to make room in the top 5 for "10am airport beer", the joy of drinking in the land that time forgot is unmatched.

2 Soon.

That and it's the ultimate f-you to the fans that buck up to go to the game. Spend a weekend in a cold city and pay ridiculous amounts of money to go to the worst stadium in the world. The least they could do is print a warning on the tickets that it will take them an hour to get the ground level since there are only…

If you can convert that picture to black & white it would be a good Super Bowl preview.

Yesterday's games were great fun to watch but there's a huge difference between December 1pm game cold and February night game cold. Anyone dumb enough to pay an exorbitant fee to go to that poor excuse for a stadium and freeze until 1am (it takes over an hour to get out of MetLife from the upper deck) deserves the…

True, called the shocker in it's early days because they never expected it and often had funny reactions, now pretty much standard operating procedure.

True, they would definitely slap the floor in celebration. As is tradition.

I've said it for years, Duke can't win if there are no charges.

The scariest words any Duke fan has ever heard: "there will be no charges".

Also sequels, especially comedy sequels.

He's the living embodyment of a NY/NJ Facebook feed on Sunday afternoon. Minus the ugly babies.

I once read a really interesting article on this subject. http://deadspin.com/5934440/the-ci…

Not sure if Hal Steinbrenner is the new Jim Dolan or Woody Johnson but either way this team is fucked.