This is as about as poorly written a legal complaint I’ve seen in a long time. I give the attorney an F. I would give the attorney a D, but this is fucking real life. Get your shit together.

This sounds like straight up extortion. Who doesn’t go to the cops after getting gang raped? Shit sounds very UVAish.

The Tribune already noticed this:

Yeah...cuz TMZ is a shining light. A beacon of news distribution. I hate ESPN too, but sometimes news needs to be vetted. Get a grip.

I’m going to get crucified here, but those are some pretty serious charges to be leveling so I hope there is some evidence to support it. I have no reason to believe she doesn’t, and if she does, fuck him. But there’s a lot about this story that gives one pause.

Weird how this is on Jez but nothing about Patrick Kane. Not really sure why though.

Obviously awful if true, but being from the Chicago area, the reactions I’ve seen to this compared to thr Patrick Kane situation are awful and unsurprising. The Kane reactions ranged from “let’s wait until the facts come out” to “SHE SHOULDN’T HAVE GONE TO HIS HOUSE” and “typical Buffalo sluts (which I didn’t know was…

This woman is an American goddamn hero. It doesn’t even matter that she’s Chinese. That combination of stubbornness, desire to spite the security officials, and getting your drank on just made an eagle cry. It’s beautiful.

Me reading the headline: “Oh man, I hope she pounded it.”
Me reading the article:

Spelling and grammatical issues aside, #TeamAnnaDuggarsBrother

That’s me every year when I first show my wife and friends my fantasy football team name

I’m all for acceptance as a morality but can we get real for a sec?

I thought you were supposed to be pedantic, not a douchebag

well at least congrats on having the perfect name to be making posts like this.

I’m sure your in-laws are very impressed with how seriously you take Demon Deacons football

Right?? God forbid college students who play games for their education have some fun while they’re doing it. Needs moar lunchpail,,,imho

“Johnny Cuento Threw A Complete Game Shutout In His Royals HOME Debut”

I don’t disagree. The average voter IS an idiot.

I want to get behind a woman for president, and she talks a good game, but... Yeah. No. What sort of scandals have the Republicans Conservatives Zealots managed to drag out of the closet on the Obamas? None. Yet there are still mentally challenged people on the internet still claiming he’s a Kenyan.

The Clinton’s have…

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