Artist depiction of ancient Mars based on these new revelations.

“Even the seats look just as they were when I bought it. They’re not as clean, of course, but they’re not busted or worn out.”

She’s that friend we all have who can’t be single, ever, and feels like she has to marry or get engaged to every guy she fucks. Glad she’s at least more mature and responsible with her finances than she is with her romantic life.

This is bullshit. Are you telling me that I am not going to get my money back for my failed investment? Paypal, either give me my money or give my board game!

“You’ve had three days to see the movie”

Yes they are all under the Don King local 1931 out of Cleveland.

Good lord. Didn’t remember. Watched video. Video showed him what he said. This is the kind of article I point to when you guys get all self-righteous about journalistic ethics. If you want to publish something that so willfully misreads the facts, don’t call yourself a journalist. You’re implying that he knew what he…

A suspension for double birds? No.

There are 69 calories in a “vodka Diet Coke.”

At least the fans’ wrist shots were more accurate than the Flyers were.

Titans fans have to be used to getting hosed by now.

Dunks against the Nets don’t actually count for points. They’re just fun to watch and the crowd has a good time

He’s getting paid that much money to pinch hit? What a waist.

How can you not consider egg the best meat substitute to a sandwich?

1. The other guy started it. (No one has ever started a bar fight in the history of bar fights.)

It also comes with a ticket to the front of the Guillotine line.

UNC players should look at the bright side. It’s not like they have to get back to class this week.

Please put the information in the article. I came to Kotaku... I do not plan to go to youtube and will avoid your garbage articles in the future.