What the literal fuck is going on here and why is this happening?

Which one of you broads can punt a football the farthest?

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

Fuckin’ savage bro. Put him on a team with this kid:

“We’re sending you to the Giants.”

Can we get some Goose donations in there real quick??

“Here’s 50 cents, kid. Go buy a pack of smokes.”

Can’t wait for the clusterfuck to come when the Oilers win the right to pick first in the expansion draft.