“However, our down payment would have been less than 10%, and aside from a small emergency fund, we didn’t have much in savings.”

He said “fuck” to me and my wife!

I think I was more worried during this video loading than I was with the sports reporter chicks.

What part of “shut the fuck up” don’t you understand?

The fact that AJax is at the shit-tier level leads me to believe that this post is spam and has been written by a robot.

If you can see her body and she’s not fat.

Since when did Pepperidge Farm make anything other than those sammich cookies that don’t dunk well in milk?

BUT DID THEY CALL EACH OTHER GAY? HUH?!?

Must’ve found his MacBook charger since he was able to download his tix.

This would be funny on that watermelon eatin baboon Obama.

Stop being a fag

I was behind a 70 year-old man that lined up the entire contents of his basket in a single-file line, taking up the entire belt. His wife looked at me and apologized that her husband had not been to the grocery store. Ever.

Hell yeah, loved that airline. Even though I didn’t eat them, I loved the baked cookies because it made the plane smell like something other than farts.

Basketball legend who?

Luke, that fucking Big Mac eatin baboon

“Yeah, ‘accidentally’.” - R. Kelly

What the hell is a MacBook?

“and nail clippings left on the cloth he uses to clean his glasses”

Seriously, completely staged photos. Who’s freely leaving anywhere when there’s unspent community powder on the table?