New level of losing: The Broken Tibia Game 

Someone get quote from corn, see how corn feels 🌽

Here’s to hoping Dale follows in the footsteps of his distant cousin Chris and pitches ABC on a sting show where he arranges to meet white supremacists and nationalists he meets online...

The serious answer is, “some time after 9/11 and during the last 15 years spent mired in two wars, steadily watching friends and family deploy, fight, reunite, die, overcome grievous wounds, struggle with PTSD, and hope beyond hope that all of it wasn’t just pissing in the wind.”

Dear Theresa May and Donald Trump (Evil twins separated at birth?),

Kevin Na having flashbacks to this disaster?

This forever

In my day, some fucking asshole poseur kids nailed APPLE baskets to trees, thinking they could be just like James Naismith.

… isn’t he the only R in congress promising committee hearings into the Russian connections…

Sure it can, just look in your girlfriend’s nightstand.

Can we stop using “pussy” as a word to mean weak though? My vagina has birthed three god damn kids.

Steph didn’t take her bowling, man.

“the Take Industrial Complex”

If you had added, “Can we get a ruling on this?” it would have proven this is Bill Simmons’ anonymous Deadspin account.

[Touches envelope to forehead]