Slightly missed opportunity if that Starbucks is not selling tumblers like this

Fuck this guy. Who starts chants for themselves?

That’s a pretty impressive gif loop.

Not at all. You have the right to access health care in the US. However someone must still pay for the services rendered.

Pretty sure this adequately describes our current administration...

The greatest side benefit of the iPhone is that I can pretend not to see you. Your own dumbass fault for getting pregnant.

I would just like to say that most of the rules in most of the religions in the world are fucking moronic.

To paraphrase Jefferson, “If your boss is a dumbass, a man is not only right to disobey them, he is obligated to do so.” 

His oath—like the President’s — is to preserve and protect the Constitution of the United States, not to take orders blindly from an upjumped game show host.

It may not have helped rape victims, but was it supposed too?

Morning guys. My bulldog Carmelo passed away (suddenly and agonizingly) at 9.5, 3 weeks ago today. He was the BEST boy.

I’m not going to say that making YouTube is not “real” work. But I will say it was always obviously and blaringly clear that it was extremely risky work which you should have known was risky and non-guaranteed when you picked it as your livelihood. It was always gold rush. The bubble was always going to burst.

I’d set up shop underneath that badboy and let pancakes fall into my mouth until I died

So that is why you unionized. To demand a pancake machine.

Wait...you guys had a fucking pancake machine? Now the veil is drawn back, Gawker was just one elaborate false flag operation by the 1%!! Well I hope you all burn in hell after drowning in your sweet pancake battered ivory tower!......I might need to go to sleep now.

The pancake machine at the old Gawker office lasted about two weeks before breaking, but I feel like you could monetize these pancake bites?

That'll teach me to have unfounded preconceptions.

Wheres the honey badger?

that they're not bigger or claw-ier?