Oh! Crestucky, Defunkiak, and Baker (so backwoods it doesn't need a joke name) were all ones I heard throughout growing up, but one I heard later and almost forgot:

De-fuk-we-at? Springs

That one's gold!

Not anymore. I live out West now.

As a not crazy person, I wish my first reaction to this article had been "how horrible," but that was actually a really close second to "Oh cool! I wonder who else in the comments will be from the area!"

Or Defunkiak perhaps...

Did I miss someone already posting this? I must have because SOMEONE had to post this before me.

Oh, I know of a really cool designer who makes outfits that are a mix of east and west: