I hope they caps lock this guy up

The buzz of the stadium lights do a number on his electromagnetic hypersensitivity. I think he’s actually muttering “black glove, white ball, green grass, brown dirt...”; trying to stay grounded by describing his environment.

When McEnroe first heard the news that Navratilova had announced she was gay, he was heard to yell, “OF COURSE SHE’S OUT! USE YOUR FUCKING EYES, ARE YOU BLIND? HOW COULD YOU SAY SHE WASN’T OUT WHEN SHE WAS CLEARLY OUT?!?!”

Fuck Don Zimmer

He’s like Patrick Bateman if he was played by Michael Cera.

Also enraged was his other brother Dirrell.

He’s never been IN the black either.

“more than half of us”

I know that after Trump, it’s easy to believe that a candidate can overcome anything despicable from their past. But some sights can’t be unseen

Can’t wait until the midterms when we can finally slapshot these dummies out of the ballpark for a three point golazo spare. FORE!

They finally came across some drafts they can handle.

Alexa is fantastic. Unlike your typical “alpha bitch” character, Alexa knows how to infuse it with humor (her off-the-cuff Beetlejuice jab at Renee on Sunday was TREMENDOUS, as is her continued cowardice towards twice-her-size Nia Jax) and play to the crowd and it’s great, enough to cover that she still has some room…

Sad how soft modern hockey players have become.

His only accomplishment so far has been not trading up for Mitch Trubisky.

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

I guess that’s a way better title for the article than “Mojo Rawley Wins Something For Some Reason”

Madison Bombgarner

Can’t wait for Schilling’s article in Breitbart: Why Aborted Fetuses Don’t Belong in the Training Room

in tiger woods pga tour 2004 that driver gives u +10 distance tho