What the FUCK is this? Who the hell even talks about Buffalo and New York City in the same breath?

I just now realized that Blaine Gabbert and Blake Bortles are two different people.

Byron Leftwich will be on that list, just as soon as he completes his throwing motion on this pass he started in 2009.

100% of Hollow_Logs didn’t know J.D. Power did anything other than award every car every award.

“Gregorius lasted more than seven full seconds...”

He’s not the player the Cavs’ want...but he may be the one they knee’d.

Why are we limiting this to just flags as kryptonic (kryptonite-esque?) items on poles? There’s pink slips, paddles, Buff Bagwell’s Moms, all sorts of stuff can be put on those poles.

It’s too fast for me to put my pants on

I’d go with Giuliani over Christie myself. A good host must have an encyclopedia of sports knowledge in his head to excel at the job. One thing you can say about Rudy is that he Never Forgets.

“Nice to see him get from the beach here to the ballpark...”

Asked about Allen’s pronunciation of Cousins’ first name, a team spokesman said it sounded that way because of the Redskins president’s accent.

But according to The Root, we’re supposed to be rooting for Mayweather because McGregor is a racist. What do we do now?

Did his parents send him to Earth from their dying planet named Curveballton?

C’mon, that coat’s enormous. It had, like, 7-9 pockets.

I’m not here to say whether Torre is a bigot or not, Hernández may have a point in regards to white umps getting promoted. I do know that Hernández doesn’t get to work World Series games because he’s a fucking terrible umpire.

There’s really nothing remarkable here. Lots of athletes take time out of their schedule to visit retarded children.

I think Donald may know a thing or two about not paying taxes.

A boat’s a boat, but a mystery box could be anything. It could even be a boat!

Whoa!!! What are the odds that the last name of the guy they’ve picked to wear #17 is Golden Knights.

Well, the test was registered via his tether which is around the rim of his ankle. So a better search would be to go on Backpage and look for rim jobs.