Thank you baby Jesus, and Gizmodo. As much as I love this site, I was starting to avoid it because of that layout. Now, lets stop putting up those 1 sentence articles that link to other sites for the complete story. Thank you :)

@Sublethalend: OK!

maybe best buy are a bunch of greedy f—ks?

Looks more like a someone leaning back with their dong in the air.

On another note, cat harnesses at 0:03 & 0:37. WTF!

@dueceswild: crab people.

so are you Adams gonna buy an Adam (if there is a Honeycomb update)?

@daPrinz: or instead of waiting, just head on over to xda and help yourself.

now let us adjust the level of 3D like in the 3DS. jk.

Does a Jesus Phone Make Any Sense?

..bus stop gangs. :(

Such swiping reminds me of cute little kitties.

"Apple is a cyclical creature, like bears, unicorns and ladyfolk."

This Sucks :(

@archercc: Also, add Samsung to that list please.

Giz, I like this (I am talking about the title).

13. Buy new clothes, try new styles.

I(We?) dont want no stickin 3D on Giz!

@jepzilla: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

@jepzilla: Ok, what came first, the Chicken or the Egg?