You got it. The main problem is that we make better helmets and pads, so players are better protected from severe impacts. Unfortunately, this allows players to hit harder, because they’re better protected.

I’m with you. Most here think it would have been preferable to back-hand slap the Chinese Premier and declare war over the South China Sea.

which would require a LOT of illegal shit on his part

Um, just watched four minutes of automotive mayhem

The CW can’t turn into a comics channel nearly fast enough

“Nah, let’s blackball her because she won’t fuck me.”

I hope there is evidence on that phone

I only wish we could get back to where we all laughed at all the jokes in Blazing Saddles, *sigh*, although Young Frankenstein has probably held up better over time...

Real Racing 3 on iPad/iPhone. Pretty accurate, lots of 3 lap races where you start at the back, so this was VERY familiar, right down to the best line through the corners

Aaaand I’ll never be able to say Tesla again. Thanks!

Don’t be derivative, accurate pronunciation is integral

Oh gee, he rolled his car. Must’ve zigged when he should’ve zagged. Hope he had a kushy landing.

My all-time fave episode of The Tick involved two warring alien spaceships. One ship had a single-word vocabulary consisting of “Hey” and the other had a vocabulary consisting of “What”

I think they used this to de-louse in the Dark Matters prison episode

The ultra-rare De Nysschenian Escalafication! Mic drop!

Drivers know a lot about physics, as well as being able to recognize what is going on with their car and how to diagnose and solve problems.

So Liv Moore is the ghoul of our dreams?

Should probably take down the pictures and use hand-drawn stick figures

And try not to bleed from your eye

To the left, to the left, to the left, right left! At ease!