Yeah. Wrote it one handed.

Psalms 3:16 is where baseball's unwritten rules can be found.

Why were his pads even out in his locker?

Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left. Back, and to the left.

They should suspend him without pay.

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.

They're probably running a criminal conspiracy. (In case this gets Kinja'd, start @ 1:17)

Joke's on you, BYU doesn't even know the Hail Mary.

To be fair, if anyone knows about players who did worse than Rice did, it's a Ravens fan.

haxcat demonstrates the godmode cheat.

16. How far can anyone acting as an agent of or at the direction of the NFL or the Baltimore Ravens punt a football?

1. If jet fuel doesn't burn hot enough to melt steel, then how di-

The most disgusting part of this is that Michael Gearon still thinks it's okay to own minorities.

The arrested Texas Tech fans will have the book thrown at them. The UTEP fans, however, will be charged as miners.

Could someone please, please ask Kevin Byrne if he still likes Ray Rice? You remember when a leather-bound copy of Das Kapital was offered to the first person who questioned the NCAA's labor model? Offer something to someone who asks that to Kevin Byrne. Please.

"Failure is not getting knocked down. It's not getting up."