short shift kits are for chumps. just cut it yourself like a boss.

And his final scene on that show was just the most amazing moment on that show, possibly to this day.

This is the real argument against pitchers winning the MVP. I bet a position player wouldn’t need a rest day every 5-days.

That wasn’t a trick by the devil, that was just pure incompetence by Ryan Grigson. No need to vilify the devil on this one.

From what I remember from his first book he did humanitarian work prior to joining the Navy which was also before 9/11.

I thought you were going to go with a racist joke here but I’m glad (? maybe relieved is a better word) that wasn’t the case.

Bruh, I was thinking the exact same damn thing.

I reached out to my sister. We live in different states but I asked her if she knew a reputable non-profit I can do something for. I told her I don’t know what I have to offer but I feel like I need to do something. She also asked me to write something for her non-profit website.

Good kinja. Sad truth.

Statement via Katrina Pierson: “It’s absolutely Obama’s fault that Mr. Lochte was held up at the 2013 Summer Olympics.”

Or a Lions game

Will the championship rings be in comic sans?

I’d say it depends on the height of your toilet seat.

I’d say it depends on the height of your toilet seat.

I’m eagerly awaiting that Raz Nisim Cohen’s 20 minute response video along with him calling out Steph a second time.

Honest question, do lesbian couples experience this partner-problem also?

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I think Ms. Ley should have a spot in the “what our parents thought” at the end of the year as a contributing writer.

Until I hear it from Rob Lowe I won’t believe it.

All three, just like most other internet commenters. But rather than the cops giving Rice the benefit of a trial by judge by getting him to surrender, they pulled up hot on the pavilion and shot him. The cops didn’t stop at a distance, tell him to put the weapon down and then place him under arrest for being a stupid…

I did know that Tamir Rice was a big child because I remember thinking “holy crap, that kid was bigger than me;” but the cop shot him as soon as he pulled up. That’s where it was more than excessive.