what does being a veterinarian have to do with... oh, nvm.

“driver-in-training out of the smashed yaris”

Well hey now, learn something new.

Do you think the people who lived in that area asked their governor to put their national guard equivalent on watch to make sure they weren't being invaded?

Another thing that’s terrible about being stuck behind someone taking a dump in a public restroom is people who courtesy flush or inadvertent automatic flushes.

My guess is the owners are hoping their broadcast partners for each game will pick-up the tab for any additional cameras. If they can get Fox/CBS/NBC to pay for the additional cameras per game that's another dollar they save on gameday expenses.

I get it; they need to placate the local police force because they need them for game day and making sure their players stay off the police blotter. And it sounded like they wanted to keep the apology as low profile as possible too.

But god dammit. We were so close to not having this fucked up and then this.

this also happened

It's okay, I got the joke

Idk, he's going backwards. Seems pretty much the same.

I'm feeling pretty sure that this is Slim Charles and to the immediate left is Bubs. I'm less sure that the far left-top row is McNulty. Doyle's Tumblr says all the silhouettes are characters from the show too.

Presented without farther comment

Can we send broken controllers to his jail cell?

Yup, I live on Oahu and I remember a ton of Broncos and 49er's fans growing up too.

Ever since this whole mess started, despite his previous boasts, his wife hasn't been feeding him at home.