he has no excuses. His brother singlehandedly made himself a celebrity through funny commercials and witty press conference banter, he had the tools to succeed.

excuse me, he’s actually using a 10 pounder in the following shot

Please, last night was nothing for him.

It’s like the penis pistol in Desperado or Oncee Upon A Time in Mexico except it’s three feet longer and semiautomatic

think even simpler — THEY CUT EDUCATION AND REFUSE TO PAY TEACHERS WHAT THEY FUCKING DESERVE, but let’s give em guns.

oh wow that’s real. She really said that.

whatever, whaever. Clearly you’ve never lived in the oasis known as Playa Del Rey

Man I remember you posting this shit since the Gawker days

Saw em for the first time with my dad when I was 15, we were silent the entire way home. It was one of those shows where leaving there, you just had to keep thinking about everything you saw so you’d always remember it

Specifically but not limited to: slidin in with a smooth guitar solo over his friend George Harrison’s song, while my guitar gently weeps, THEN slidin into George Harrison’s wife’s DMs

For extra $150, he’I’ll even put on the purple head while doing it

Thought the same shit. Dude immediately lost all credibility just by mentioning PV... unless he’s self-aware and level 99 sarcastic trolling.... naaaa

... even Alabama, you say?

You think Don reads Splinter?

Hmmmm I don’t think you watched the entire video of his trip to Japan.... his behavior is much more worse than showing a dead body. There’s an entire generation of twats looking up to this guy and think his behavior at others’ expense is funny.

I totally forgot that cokehead said that about him

He was asking about Hyman Roth’s business in Miami

^ Exactly what this guy says - its purely symbolism for them at this point... and I cant eyeroll hard enough into the next dimension

while still raising the military budget and a fucking wall

Plot Twist: Soros.