I’M FED UP WITH THIS WORLD

His whole story about his first Mashable article reads like a BTS video from Always Sunny with Jimmy Simpson going, “yeah so one day, I was doing some business, and then my friend Glenn called me and said he had some business for me. I was interested in his business so I said yes and then I went back to doing more…

I tell ya, public schools and science centers are the worst waste of prime real estate

but like, wwwwwhhhhhyyyyyy though?

it’s karma for fucking with that traveling robot a year or two ago

lol jaguars and eagles baby

“Did I mention that The Usual Suspects was directed by Bryan Singer? Just something to note.”

did the same not too long ago. How crazy is that one scene with Redford and the FBI agent outside the white house and the FBI agent goes “Who’s your source? Your reports are verbatim with ours”, now knowing DT was Mark Felt

The movie is going to be our Citizen Kane

Wait....... defiantly or definitely????

haaaaa bruh you gotta watch the kid’s afterparty highlight video from his birthday where they shut down Liv in Miami for him

“DOOOOON’T STOOOOPPPPPP BEEEELIIIIIEVIN

ahahahahahaha that reese’s shit was funny as hell. With you on your Dave opinions though. Forever with you on Dave.

THANK YOU! I got like halfway through his shit and one of my eyeballs popped out

Na it’s more like Old Country Buffet takeout

Uhhhhhh last time I said some shit like that, Trump became fucking president.

lol you never go full Gawker

lol in this day and age, she opened up a decal shop in her garage after the first sticker went viral

Bruhhhh it’s been how long actually and I STILL haven’t found a suitable replacement for the Gawker void in my life

A comment I read on her along time ago said these people are Christian, they’re a fucked up offshoot of Christianity, called American