That’s the nerdiest thing I’ve read in years. I support you.

I think you meant gleaning.

Getting around the lack of human interest is simple, if expensive. Weaponize the cars and program them to take each other out. I’d watch the hell out of that. Tire spikes, oil slicks, shit like that.

Not normal people, but people, yes.

That’s less clear. If you click the ‘EN’ globe at the top of the page you get more language options but I don’t know if that shows international content or just translates the US page. You might get lucky by searching for ‘netflix media center germany’ or whatever country you are interested in.

Welcome to the Netflix media center.

Texans at Bengals: You couldn’t dream up a more fitting TNF opener

It seems to me that the husband’s most grievous offense was taking the story to reddit instead of letting it die. All this has accomplished is taking the wife’s humiliation from just some friends at a party to the whole damn world. I wonder if she’s reading this...

There’s been tremendous amount of talk about the airspeed velocity of the raven.

Also note that the cards, who are terrible jerks, blasted “cat scratch fever” in the stadium after the game.

Wanted a cool florida meme for a reply here and GIS gave me this, which is not really relevant but how could I not post it?

I can live with a story promising to tell me how to do something that actually just links to another story that tells me how to do it. Linking me to another story that also makes an empty promise before linking to yet a third story is extremely annoying.

Easily monetized with cheese dust. Doritos Locos Pancake bites.

Seems like you could just burn them really badly. Like enough to permanently destroy the sweat glands.

was looking for the rant, not the product.

I found the video on CC but it would never load for me.

This reminds me so much of Stephen Colbert’s rant on the Vessyl beverage container, which apparently has been completely eradicated from the internet so I can’t link it.

There is literally no serial number that could be on that bag that would make me feel ok about eating it.