What happened to Ellen? Her ass used to be beautiful!

I am Jacks Complete Lack of Surprise.

America was founded on a CRIME, the crime of THEFT

I think we’re going to have to come up with a new pronoun for non binary folks. I don’t like using “they/their/them” because it throws me off to use plurality pronouns for a singular subject.

Those sure are words. 

Even in the comments section Black people can’t get the benefit of the doubt.

I also love: every time I see a white homeless person I think “what a waste of some perfectly good skin.”

Maybe Vitolo-Haddad is also a fake “they”.

You wrote: “I get that you don’t like this person, but why the misgendering?” I get that you don’t like Zack, but why assign malice when simple thoughtlessness would apply? This could be fixed by simply saying “Hey, you used the wrong pronouns in a couple of places...”

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Totally. I always took this as foreshadowing:

I never said it changed it, I just think exploring it detracts from the impact of the epilogue.

This is the difference (and pretty wholly the difference) between the stories of Final Fantasy VII and Final Fantasy VI, and it’s really the source of a lot of VII’s shortcomings, story-wise.

For the sake of argument, let’s say Terra is the main character of VI (even though it’s been stated that VI’s characters were…

This is the most disgusting/impressive bit of “sticking to your guns” I’ve ever seen.

You do realize how needlessly convoluted that all is, right.

It doesn’t explicitly change it, but the open-ended nature of FFVII’s ending leaves a lot of options open for interpretation. Since one of the main possible interpretations was that Holy may have wiped out Midgar (and by extension, a chunk of humanity and likely the main cast) in its efforts to protect the planet,…

Bra-fucking-vo.

Like, goddamn SkaOreo, thank you for being able to express why I haven’t played a final fantasy game for a while.

The most frustrating part is that for its many faults, FF8 already did the part where they deconstruct rule of cool by showing you how much a fucking mess that kind of hero is, not in a “cool brooding” way but a “cripplingly disconnected from people in a way that gives him severe anxiety” way (y’know, in case Cloud’s…

Advent Children made no sense when it came out, but I also had never beat FF7, much less made it past disc 1. After completing FF7 Remake, I decided to finish FF7, and immediately rolled into rewatching Advent Children. STILL makes no sense. It’s a pointless story that just wants to look “cool”, but is, ultimately,…

The problem with a lot of FF—and I’d argue this was a thing starting with Kingdom Hearts/Advent Children is that these things were first and foremost solely concerned with “the rule of cool,” but instead of doing the legwork to make, any of it matter beyond “shit looks cool,” it just settles on having characters yell…