“We’re Nihilists” 

You mean the writer that came up with the sorting hat has problematic views on identity? Say it ain’t so!

AVC is now long form Twitter.

Yeah the first sign for people that J.K. Rowling was bad should have been her books.

Those Nat Turner fantasies of racist white folks.

He’s a brown dude who in Georgia who doesn’t give a fuck about the white gaze. Of course he was going to get punished. Hell, his name alone was going to eventually get him punished, whether he was socially concious or not.

* Good men do not make it in America. No story that called someone a “good man” has ever ended well.

A Penguin?
And he’s been DRINKING!

You are way overthinking this.

To this day I call out "Penguins can't fly!". 

Which is a shame. The Critic was criminally underrated. 

A lot of google research went into it.

It’ll ease your mind to know that Dr. Tran is, at least, a real doctor.

You can’t even escape it if you’re trying. I come to Kotaku to read and talk about actual video games. But like a car crash or a dead body, I see this Twitch/YouTube/”influencer” “celebrity” crap and I gawk at it even as I hate myself for doing so.

Sometimes you make decisions to respect the privacy of the victim.

I think you missed the point. 

I don’t understand Twitch. It’s like someone opened a garbage store, then one day decided, “I can’t have all this trash lying around here!”

The biggest crime on this article is calling it “Best Specials” and not “Our Favourite Specials”. This list is very AV Club-esque, and isn’t very representative of a broad range of tastes.

I’d add Jeselnik’s “Thoughts & Prayers” to the list as well.