As much as I hate to say it, this looks like a set up. We all know that Alex Jones only gets hard when the kids are dead.

You do not lie. I had one the first time and thought, “This is just a glazed donut.” I was as underwhelmed as I was when I first ate at Chik-fil-a.  

The only good Krispy Kreme was the blueberry donut, but they got rid of that. No wonder you can only find them in a handful of locations. 

Not as long as a good science education remains a low priority in our schools.

Twiki was on Buck Rogers, not BG.

I was watching YouTube videos of old episodes of Battle of the Network Stars the other day (shut up), and I realized that Mel Blanc did the voice of Twiki from the old Battlestar Galactica. I had no idea.

Holy crap, this is great! I love this! Look at me, everyone! I love something!

Here’s my chart:

I called out a homophobe for saying gay people shouldn’t be allowed to marry. He pulled the ol’ “I’m not homophobic, I have gay friends” bullshit. I said “You don’t get to call people your friends and say they don’t deserve rights in the same breath.” He insisted that they WERE his friends, he just didn’t think they…

Because electing and reelecting an irrefutable racist is an act of racism in and of itself, regardless of one’s priorities or intent.

Everything but the woman herself.

Talibama is known to be a slow learner, but maybe this’ll teach em to stop voting Republican.

“street teams”? that sounds like ‘organizing’...i said ‘consulting’...organizing is 250k a month

You're hired.  When you are building up our Iowa street teams, I want someone on staff that has the sole responsibility of making sure we are not in Steve King's district after dark.

Tramadol is weak shit.  LOL.  Like for real

All the replies were the same : customers won’t read the signs.

Read Not always Right for a few hours and you’ll learn that most customers don’t read signs, no matter where they live or where they’re from.

Posting a sign assumes the majority of your visitors can read it.

Number 1, Michael: I believe it is spelled “git.” I know you were quoting, but being the stickler I am for White Racist English (WRE), this love child of Granny and Tweety Bird definitely said “git.”