I’ll admit that woman made a pretty stupid statement, and the state of the American educational system is fucked, but goddamn, I’m tickled pink to read a comment from a German who, without a trace of irony or self-awareness, states that he wants someone arrested for saying what she thinks. Great shit, man. Thanks for…

If being a dick was illegal, we’d all be serving life.

They are the POLICE! They are the LAW. Welcome to Mega City One

everything the ST does makes me cackle wildly, which is probably what they want.

I’m always being told that me and my family and friends are headed to hell anyway. Seems like most of the fun/awesome people will be down there, makes sense that Satan would be cooler.

And he has much better taste in music.

I REALLY love that her name is Mary.

I’m not enjoying this season of “The Wire” at all.

sounds like backbreaking work

I'm not excluding Gawker or any other web based media from my opinion. If GM didn't have (for the most part) fun, intelligent commenters I doubt most of us would be here.

Here’s an idea: don’t watch CNN. Don’t watch MSNBC. Don’t watch FOX.

The "news" is just a creative outlet to sell things. Dish soap, prescription medicine, beer, and in this case, hysteria.

Haha, grammar nerd!

*Poseur. (Nerd!)

So I understand this is a post about celebrities “outing” themselves as nerds, but I still can’t believe you missed the most obvious one of all.

Couldn’t help myself

Possibly so they are spared from the cheater’s rampage!

I always thought that Sbarro was the eldritch hermit crab of the fast food world. Any time a mall opens there’s a Sbarro inside, but nobody can ever recall talking to somebody who wanted to open one, or signing a lease. They just appear unbidden. One day the floor plans just... include it, even though there was no…

Thanks, but I’m just about done taking political advice from dead white guys.