I’m so old that I was wondering how Richard Lewis had gone so far down the ladder that he’d be doing color commentary for video game tournaments.

Oh come on, this is good stuff.
I gotta keep reading to see if anyone asks what an Intellivision was. I gotta pic of a rotary phone to show them.

I think the real injustice here is that you didn’t get to dress him down in public and meet Dave Foley as was done in the episode he turned this all into. Or did you?

Finally, a Bourdain story! I knew there had to be one in here somewhere.

Did you hear that?

“And forget to wash it down with two bottles of vodka and a beer you found in the trash!”

God how I loved that gun. Kept it around for bot fights if things went south sneaking and bosses. Ruined a sneak/no kill run with it.