Here’s a fun game:

Be Best be stupid. Be Best be making grammatical mistakes. Be Best could have been “Be Your Best” pretty easily, but Be Dumb is what the Trump Administration Be About.

In his defense, Justin Timberlake has plenty of experience with blabbing about his hookups. I’m assuming album sales are low? He needs attention again?

Hi Joey

Tangent, but someone pointed this out on my FB feed a week or two ago and it blew my mind, so I thought I’d share.

But how do you know the cotton candy was ever even there, maaaan?

J Edgar Hoover would have totally pulled off the outfit Meghan McCain has on better than her.

She must really, really hate her father to be such an ardent Trump supporter after everything he’s said and done to disparage John McCain.

Methinks they’re confusing being teased with being bullied. Everyone is teased at some point or another.

Ok, it has definitely happened: Kidman’s face has crossed over into overly-surgified, scary land.

Me: Well, I finished booking my flight to Dallas next week, let’s see what’s happening on Gizmodo...

“Speaking of which, Page Six, my favorite website, has a huge scoop on George Stephanopoulos and the scoop is that he fucks. [Page Six]”

I’d thought the Republican tradition was that when a president is found to have had an affair, the Hillary wife gets publicly shamed for not leaving her husband and for enabling his adultery/sponsoring rape. Then her femininity is called into question, right? Right?

I agree. But Comey was not the one who leaked the letter to the press. Chaffetz did. Chaffetz also mischaracterized the Comey letter, making it look way worse than it was. Arguably, Comey’s mistake was in thinking he could write a letter to the intelligence committee and expect the republicans on it to maintain the…

He’s paid for a few abortions too, I’ll wager.

I guess we’ve come back to the Idealization stage of the cycle.

Drowning with your crashmate is the least Kennedy way to die ever.

The scorpion does what it does. That’s who it is. It can’t help it.

How the hell you gonna come for someone else’s looks and you look like this???

I would really like to invite he/she who is dewy to cast the first “ashy”, with everyone else sitting the fuck down.