Grope Chicks.

Does it rhyme with Pope Picks?

Still haven’t forgiven him for this

Aw, drag.

Who will get custody of their pet anaconda?

It surely has to be illegal to force someone to repay their health insurance. I mean, I know it’s the United States, a shithole country if ever there was one, but come on.

What do you mean by “gun control”? We have gun control already. Recommendations?

Cue all the “prayers and thoughts” social media posts.

Slick, who also was a finalist, knows damn well what’s going every second of the day and is smarter than most humans. Slick would never vote against his own interests and would vote in every election, not just presidential years, if only we would let him. Border collies (and BC mixes) = the best.

I haven’t been paying much attention to the Olympics, but Leslie Jones tweeted this and now I need to know who these people are. Would someone be so kind as to let me know?

+1 stupid, sexy Flanders

Or, and I know this is a tough pill to swallow, she’s a complicit shit-gibbon just like every other member of this administration.

Shame Mike Pence left before the doubles luge:

“There were good people on both sides of the abuse.”

And black people.

I’ll save my Olympic sex quotient for downhill speedos, thanks.

So he believes in due process for all...except the people held in ICE Detainment Centers.

All that work by everyone else, and that 15 year old just wiped the floor with them by 20 points.