Also: I was on a billboard in New York today, but I didn't want to be all conceited about it. Only like 10 thousand people got to be on it.

I think Royalty is probably destined to meet Jermajesty Jackson at some point.

Probably. She is a cunt face.

TMZ notes that her mother, actress and singer Judy Garland also battled with substance abuse.

Uh-oh, sounds like sommmmmebody's gotten rejected by too many metal chicks and therefore wants to believe that they only like metal BECAUSE OF THE BOYFRIEND...... Guys are so hilariously oversensitive! Too funny.

I will still have a huge, smashing affair with you, Christopher Plummer.

The costume porn in this is going to be crazy.

It's like $5 for 3 of them in every store, and they stretch out to be totally unusable on the first wear! I thought it was just me because I have really thick, heavy hair, but I guess not?

"But the constant questions over the last six weeks have proven a great distraction that has made it too difficult for me to serve...."

"But the perfectly constant valid questions over the last six weeks have proven a great distraction impossible for me to answer with any credibility that has and made it too fucking impossible difficult for me to serve the people of the 18th District live the luxurious life to which I've become accustomed given with…

Is Kevin Gates miming suffocating his grandma? Or was her mouth hanging open and he thought it looked bad so he covered it? Or possibly showing off his hand tattoo or watch? That is a deeply unsettling picture.

Re: the Meghan Trainor song

Whoa. She's right though.

"Puberty was invented for a reason. It signals the brain when to find a female sexually attractive."

If you pick a girl up from a playground, you should probably check for I.D

And my husband and I were so thankful that our kid isn't due for another month, hence almost entirely missing this whole Frozen BS.

I guess you've never been to Pietro's then.....I'm a Texan, have family from the Hill...They DO have the best fuckin' Italian, best bakeries and nicest people you'll every meet (as long as you aren't screwing up the neighborhood with noise).

I grew up in St. Louis, lived there for 20+ years. I think you're right in everything you've said.

I'm a transplant from Chicago/Southern Wisconsin living in St. Louis for 17 years now. A couple observations: Every native St. Louisan is fucking OBSESSED with The Hill. They all think they've got the best Italian neighborhood cuisine and it's basically all just pasta with cream sauce and deep fried ravioli, that's…