I really hope it’s a good fit for her! I had the good fortune of meeting her once and she was just delightful and down to earth (she was totally smitten with my dog), and in light of all of her recent revelations about the sexual abuse she endured as a kid just makes me root for her. When I met her she was wearing the…

Absolutely! Provocative in the sense that it elicits reaction.

So I got into a FB debate (shit, I know) about this cover. I am a woman and another woman objected to her be “splayed with her crotch showing in stilettos for the male gaze.” Serena 100 percent art directed this cover, I am sure. She had complete creative control in this situation, and yes, while it is a provocative…

Right. I have no idea how this particular situation went down - it most certainly could have been rape- but there have been a couple of times in my 11 year marriage where I got blitzed and didn’t immediately remember that I had tackled my husband and had sex with him. He’d make a fleeting remark in the morning about…

Yeah, not my type either by a longshot, but I’m pretty sure he’s way hotter and more magnetic in person. I mean, he’s gotta be, right? X Factor or something?

The defrosted burrito won me over.

Even if this is totally fabricated, still starring for creativity.

I swear this was from an episode of Portlandia.

I don’t even care if it’s going to be bad, but that little girl is the PERFECT casting choice for Dolly. She even does that Smoky Mountain accent well!

So how is Coco wearing leggings? I was wearing a pad that was about 4 inches thick and 12 inches long when I left the hospital with each of my kids. I mean, the full hair, makeup and corset thing is to be expected, but how isn’t she doing that waddle you do when you’ve got something the size of a pillow stuffed in…

HELL YES. My 6 year old white girl self wanted so desperately to be the dancer with braids when I grew up. That lady was the fucking BOSS.

Since I had only my cheesy broccoli rice casserole leftover from my mom’s potluck, I stuffed some in my usual fried egg lunch sandwich today. Actually, not too shabby. Kind of an eggs benedict-ish dish?

Oh God can you imagine this dick as your boyfriend? He’s the guy that thinks he’s doing his girlfriends a favor by educating them about music. Oh yeah, and all the stuff you are into? It’s shit and he’s going to make you a mixtape of the bands you should be listening to.

There is no way a judge would award custody of those kids to that pedophile husband of hers. If she left, those kids would be in her care and that POS Josh would have only supervised visits. But I totally agree with you that her leaving would be virtually impossible (in her eyes) to pull off. Absent of any kind of…

Well sure. But the manager is the proper person in the chain of command for a customer to lodge a complaint with. She didn’t have access to the owner. Going bonkers at the manager for a stupid policy stands a better chance of making it back to the owner than complaining to and punishing a delivery driver for it.

YUP. He’s got a dorky thing going on that is way more appealing.

She looks like pretty much every baby-sitter I’ve got.

Goddamn, I want to high-five the straw lady over and over again! She didn’t lose her shit on the delivery guy, who was just doing his job and following the stupidass policy. She is respectful and tips him well then proceeds to drive to the restaurant to throw an epic hissy fit for the manager. That is one badass,…

My husband and I never sleep together. He’s got a demanding job that he’s up for each morning at 5:30, snores like a freight train, and we’ve got little kids who I bed-hop with every night. When we went on a week-long vacation a month ago by ourselves, I requested 2 queen beds so we could both stretch out, alone.…

I remember when my dad, who was then in his 40s, saw this video on MTV when I was watching it probably 30 years ago and was pissy about the fact that Belinda had gone from a chin length blonde bob (Mad About You video) to the longer reddish hair with bangs. He hated it. My father has literally zero interest in women’s…