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Wow was Abbott trying to “de-escalate” a situation by maybe, maybe using sarcastic “humour”? I’m putting “de-escalate” in quotes because I don’t see anything to de-escalate. The woman is just nervous and this guy’s comments are coming WAY OUT of left field (or would that be RIGHT field a.k.a. alt-right field)?

Single payer is where we need to be, for sure, but I feel like the only type of health care the Democrats have any chance in hell of passing any time soon would be one that simply re names our current system to something that Republicans wouldn’t want to repeal.

Republicans are such fucking dumbshits.

Rachel Maddow beat Hannity in ratings this month, after the two have been neck-and-neck most of the spring and summer. They can add this vile tart or any other novelty feature or stunt to the program they wish, but this is the longer term trend that scares FOX. He’s losing because people actually prefer plain old

Swear to dog.

How about calling local media and saying “WE’RE OPEN IF ANYONE NEEDS SHELTER! PLEASE DIRECT PEOPLE TO COME HERE” Get on Twitter & FB and let people know.

I don’t know why people would trust him after he tried to ruin Christmas.

Any church or other religious organization that is physically capable of offering shelter during a disaster and doesn’t should have its tax-free status automatically revoked. They should have to pay taxes like any other business until they can prove their charitable value to the community.

See you in hell you botoxed, poorly coiffed charlatan. Hope you enjoy trading mewling excuses with Martin Shkrelli and all of the rest of the craven swindlers for eternity.

That header image. Oof. How anyone can believe this man or give him a buck is well beyond me.

After an examination, doctors allegedly informed Bieber that he was only suffering from garden-variety swollen balls.

She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.

I think the “clowns are harmless fun” boat sailed with Captain John Wayne Gacy at the helm.

His office told CNN that the probe was “nothing more than a distraction from the administrator’s significant environmental accomplishments.”

Guarantee every red penny will go to “relief.” Relief of the pastor’s fears of not squeezing every last penny out of every last rube he can find.

“You literally cannot put 6.5 million people on the road,” Well, nobody said you could, but you could have taken those old ladies out of that nursing home before the water got up to their waists, and maybe helped a family who is trying to stay alive by hanging on to an inflatable mattress.

The number one reason we have Trump is because 63 million dumbasses voted for him. Priorities, please.

Excellent, let’s keep the circular firing squad going while the GOP continues to run roughshod over the country. We’ll be the death of ourselves.

Trump won Wisconsin, which hadn’t gone red in a presidential race in more than 30 years, by some 28,000 votes

Somehow, dumping on Clinton 10 months after the election is equally unappealing from Splinter as it is from Fox.