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See you in hell you botoxed, poorly coiffed charlatan. Hope you enjoy trading mewling excuses with Martin Shkrelli and all of the rest of the craven swindlers for eternity.

That header image. Oof. How anyone can believe this man or give him a buck is well beyond me.

After an examination, doctors allegedly informed Bieber that he was only suffering from garden-variety swollen balls.

She looks like she was about to go to a Top Gun themed party before Cheeto dragged her on this stupid vanity trip.

I think the “clowns are harmless fun” boat sailed with Captain John Wayne Gacy at the helm.

His office told CNN that the probe was “nothing more than a distraction from the administrator’s significant environmental accomplishments.”

Guarantee every red penny will go to “relief.” Relief of the pastor’s fears of not squeezing every last penny out of every last rube he can find.

Never, EVER, estimate the stupidity, gullibility, or general idiocy of religious people.

Come on, man.

“You literally cannot put 6.5 million people on the road,” Well, nobody said you could, but you could have taken those old ladies out of that nursing home before the water got up to their waists, and maybe helped a family who is trying to stay alive by hanging on to an inflatable mattress.

The number one reason we have Trump is because 63 million dumbasses voted for him. Priorities, please.

Excellent, let’s keep the circular firing squad going while the GOP continues to run roughshod over the country. We’ll be the death of ourselves.

Trump won Wisconsin, which hadn’t gone red in a presidential race in more than 30 years, by some 28,000 votes

Somehow, dumping on Clinton 10 months after the election is equally unappealing from Splinter as it is from Fox.

Ah, I see you’ve managed to kill Littlefinger, but what about his other four accents?

Would that include Alt-White protestors?

The Fox & Friends crew has already moved from “There was no collusion” to “If there was collusion, they didn’t do anything wrong” … all while being very careful to avoid the word “illegal” … in order to satisfy those drooling hateful rubes who don’t care about anything other than so-called government by white

There was a time when trying to do a deal in Russia like this would have been automatically disqualifying for any prospective Presidential candidate, even absent any corruption allegations.

This article from the New Yorker presumably regards one financier; but it does get into aspects of corruption in the current administration. Not anything you do not know, of course. But still disheartening.

It’s hard to resist posting this one on every Trump related article. I’m still on my season end high, so fuck it...