I love that theory, but the truth is almost certainly less fun.

They have two envelopes for each award. Accountants from PWC stand on opposite sides of the stage each with an identical bag of envelopes.

It just goes to show, when you win an award the first thing you say is "No backsies"

He did win for screenplay though, so at least he's not going home empty handed.

After the ceremony spent the whole night bashing him, I can only imagine what Trump will tweet about this debacle.

So I guess this puts an end to that whole "Marissa Tomei didn't actually win they just read the wrong name and didn't correct it" rumor.

Damn it! I meant Mira Sorvino!

Yeah, he won for directing Ordinary People.

Suicide Squad joins film icons like Three 6 Mafia, Mena Suvari Mira Sorvino and The Wolfman.

Don't forget The Wolfman, Three 6 Mafia and Happy Feet!

The head of Marvel is a notorious cheapskate. He refused to authorize any spending for an Oscar campaign for The Avengers even after Disney offered to foot the bill.

Suicide Squad more Oscar wins than Hitchcock, Kurosawa and Peter O'Toole combined!

I missed that. Good for him though for being willing to actually go all in instead of thinking he could pull double duty. It rarely works.

I'm just fundamentally opposed to letting elected officials serve as party chairperson (especially if they are planning to seek reelection). Not only is an inherent conflict of interest (as the best interests of the party may not necessarily be in the best political interests of the chairperson) it also turns the…

SAG is by far the best Oscar predictor, but outside of the SAG's, Affleck has won basically everywhere that matters which makes this a really tough race to call.

When Katie left, it was tough. You could understand why she wanted to go — when you’re offered $12 million a movie and you’re only 26. But Katie’s problem is that she should not have renewed her contract. She re-upped, took a big raise and then tried to get off the show.

She was set to be the next Meg Ryan. But her insufferable personality alienated everyone she ever worked with and convinced audiences she was a whiny ingrate (which is a problem since rom-coms require likable leads).

Wilson has seen his rankings in the crisis management and international relations categories slip, but the biggest thing that has hurt him is the pursuing equal justice competent where he has gone from 20 in 2000 to 35 now.

For what it's worth, Jackson actually comes in below average on the economic component of the ranking (which isn't too shocking since his other great economic achievement was murdering the Second Bank of the United States throwing US monetary policy in chaos for 80 years and creating a depression just to prove that he…

C-SPAN has released an updated list of Presidential Leadership rankings