Don't talk about playoffs!

And yesterday's 49ers-Bears game featured even more inept offensive performance than the infamous Disaster in the Desert.

David Letterman was his idol growing up, so what would be a 21st century version of "Oprah-Uma"?

Update to a post I made a couple days ago, SI has picked Lebron James as its Sportsperson of the Year. He is only the second person to have on the award twice (Tiger Woods is the other).

The “truth” about Pearl Harbor? What do we need this for? We have Michael Bay.
We suppose that’s the hook for this: See what the so-called History Channel can possibly teach you that can’t be learned in a Ben Affleck-Josh Hartnett blockbuster.

But he did seem overtly homosexual or at least bisexual, since he made sexual overtures to both Ace and Joe Montana,

Chance didn't start the fire…

Or Beiber.

How we cut off the cops maple syrup supply as punishment.

Hey, here in Chicago we have even institutionalized corruption! Hey, Oh!

Now Sandy Alderson needs to figure out a way to turn 4 corner outfielders into 2 corners and a CF unless he thinks Juan Lagares can actually stay healthy.

Well, I shocked myself this afternoon by finishing my bi-daily 5k run in a time almost 30 seconds faster than my previous personal best. That was pretty cool.

Sports Illustrated released a sort of preliminary list of nominees for Sportsperson of the Year.

What's he got to be sad about? I mean Tom Hanks has to go out and make big budget movies with the likes Clint Eastwood, Ron Howard and Steven Spielberg just to make ends meet, but Scolari has so much Honey, I Shrunk the Kids the TV Show money that he doesn't have to star in movies or TV series anymore.

But it will be once Trump is in charge!

Sadly, that sentence seems to sum up Armenia's relations with more than one of its neighbors.

So the breakup was more Yugoslavia than Velvet Divorce?

How close are Sokovia and Latvaria?

I suppose it's good to know Tila Tequila is still alive. It's less good to know… well pretty much everything else about this story.

Maybe, but like I said, this election came down to 120,000 votes spread across three states. I think it is fair expect that insulting the electorate, and getting drawn off message, may have been enough to flip 60,000 votes.