Bank account is saying “no, no, no, no, NO, no, DEFINITELY NOT, no, no, no, HAHAHA YOU’RE FUNNY”

Scrolling through internally saying: “want, want, want, would have, want, want, want, want, want, would have, want, want, want, want”.

It looks... worse than I was expecting? Like, a lot worse. 

Oh no are those lug centric wheels?

Those are practically tasteful by Dodge owner standards

Dodge: Please take the shipping covers off

“Driver spinning wheels - $70"

Datapoint missing from the video: Heart-rate,

The fabric looks like something out of a 90s ZX2 or something. Very strange indeed.

Truly the weirdest part of this article—they almost look like corduroy.

Are those seats fabric?

Oh, so suddenly Ford cares about its cars now?

I see a cool air intake, a NOS fogger system, and a T4 turbo. It has direct port nitrous, an AIC controller...

A perfect metaphor for her career.

Fuck Trump.

Tons of power to the people? Mustangs have never had that problem before.

Dodge Demon people: “But can it pull the front wheels off the ground?!”

I think I speak for all of us when I say thank fucking god.

3/5 Mustangs

I can’t imagine the cost of integrating a NHTSA compliant (or whatever the governing safety standard entity is) roll cage. Bashing your head into the roll cage without a helmet on the small, frontal overlap crash test I’m sure is something SRT didn’t want to deal with.