Crap, I downloaded every single one of them except Luxury Cars SUV Traffic (it sounded pretentious). With those incredible, not-at-all-low-effort icons and names, who could resist?

The day will come that my children look at a 21-17 game and wonder how us old-timers kept from killing ourselves to alleviate boredom.

Right. The children have changed. Not your perception of them.

It truly boggles my mind that the argument now is that the children have changed. As if every generation of children hasn’t been the exact same since the dawn of man. My kids are selfish, entitled little narcissists who I would die for. But they are the way they are because that’s how kids are. (Also maybe because I’m…

HE IS ON YOUR side you dumb f*cks, he marched with King WHEN HE WAS A 20 YEAR OLD FFS. here is the actual quote. You morons love eating your own.

He shouldn’t run but I’m sick of people saying “he’s not a Democrat!” Who gives a fuck about party label? Democrat isn’t a sports teams, only policies matter.

I don’t understand what Facebook’s pitch is here. Even if you take them for their word that your video calls will be super-duper encrypted and they definitely won’t store them (and admittedly, I’m not as paranoid about tech corporations as others here), what are you getting for $200 that you couldn’t get from Amazon,…

Daylight *Saving* Time

Nope. Detroiter here. Detroit style is deep dish made in small square pans. It’s a thick doughy base topped with cheese and toppings cut into squares or rectangles but they are bigger pieces of a smaller pie than your typical tavern pizza. And in many cases, there is sauce put on top. The only similarity to a tavern…

The job is usually not located near those cheap homes. But thanks for trying!

What’s it like having more than just Timmies to choose from, beaver boy?

Oh, an article about a regional burger chain? 90% of the comments will be “It’s not that good.” Fuck off. Your favorite burger chain isn’t that good either.

Dating Might Get Better If We All Stopped Texting

I thought he was going to blow it by celebrating too soon.

Seriously with this question? The sign doesn’t mean you check the phone at the coat check. If your phone rings (or vibrates) get up from the table and take the call outside. Which is exactly what you should do even without a damn sign on the door

This sort of infuriates me. When the 8 launched last year as The Standard iPhone, it was $700. Now the “cheaper” model is $50 more than that.

No.

This is Oktoberfest time of year, and based on the in-store displays I’ve seen, the tide is finally turning the right way.

... wait, what? Wait until you get to the end of the sentence, then try to tap accurately enough between the letters of the error to correct them? Let your autocorrect believe that all those wrong words are OK? Christ, no. It’d take me a half hour per sentence that way. I teach that motherfucker what it did wrong as…

We’re not athletes,we’re baseball players!

giants fans ceased to be tolerable the nanosecond they left candlestick