Hard to get on the kid for celebrating. Michaelangeli is, after all, a party dude.

Brace yourselves lads, sanctimonious assholes are coming.

Be careful. Modern chains aren’t designed for breaking without the use of a replacement pin. You’d probably be better to buy a chain cleaning device and break the chain as rarely as possible. If you do want to remove a modern chain often, then consider adding a master link.

I’ve always wondered though, why people don’t just make coffee at home and carry to work instead of spending $5 everyday. The lines at Starbucks are long anyway so it's not like theyre saving time by buying out.

People who recline their seats are the world’s greatest monsters.

NO. The world doesn’t need advice on how to be an even bigger selfish jerk on a plane.

Proving that no one has more experience handling foul balls than an old Athletic supporter.

But at least keep making weirdass mascots.

Goddamn Floridians. Can’t even spell their kids’ names right. It’s X-Y-L-A. Christ.

I really hate being “that person” who tries to pack everything into carry-on, but my luck with luggage is so bad that I have just given up on checking anything.

I NEVER check my bags. I pack light, and use a duffel and a backpack. Carry on only. I refuse to be stuck in another city without my clothes, toothbrush, and other essentials.

THIS IS FUCKING BASEBALL

I prefer to wait for the breakdown. Don’t let me down, Lifehacker. : )

So, Wave is back?

Instead of a couple of days in Vegas, you can stay home for the weekend with a few bottles of Bacardi 151, Craigslist “casual encounters” open on your browser, and burn a bunch of money in the fireplace.

I’ve already had a chip and signature card cloned.