No, but I expect that Creative Commons licensed images help keep the lights on at Gizmodo Media.

Who needs dog whistles when Atlanta’s mascot is… well… and the widely-known “joke” among locals is that MARTA stands for Moving Africans Rapidly Through Atlanta?

By the time had come for me to tie the knot, I had already worked out the formula for a bad wedding. I guarded against it and premarital tension by waiving all rights to argue give input about the reception in exchange for two concessions:

Don’t wear shorts

I’m not saying the TSA special status was the sole reason for the boost, it’s just one of them.

I felt like the iPad got a boost when the TSA announced that you wouldn’t have to take out these newfangled gadgets to go through the line.

Is Steve Bartman a elite Cubs fan?

Admittedly the 5-8 was underwhelming and I’ve never had Matt’s, but I was able to get a good dive bar Lucy at Adrian’s (apparently defunct).

Yes, but I’m talking about true Jeep owners, not those Wrangler poseurs.

Or if you couldn’t care less about hurting cyclists, then maybe the hit to your wallet for their medical bills or having the door sheared off by another car?

Uhhh, shouldn’t that be the 5-8 Club?

The dock goes on the left, over the spool, and is not a sandwich.

You seem really caught up on the “Bernie Bro” thing. Don’t take this away, it’s the only lasting significance of the campaign. Can’t you just let her have it*?

Nothing is perfect. Many Americans from Somalia see themselves as Arabs, not black. Other Americans find Eastern adjectives offensive and prefer a label that applies to almost 60% of the world’s population. Sometimes the shoe fits, but you can’t make it drink.

This is objectively wrong.

By necessity I cut the cord in June 2011, and the timing could not have been more fortuitous. Of the seven Tours hence, only one has been decent (Nibali, 2014) sandwiched by thick slices of Team Sky turds for bread.

Bernie Eisel would have won.

I understand this look about as much as sandals with jeans or shorts with sweatshirts (even puffy jackets).

It’s like exaggerating about traffic in LA is the local pastime.

The commission doesn’t really want the data. This is a ridiculous request by design.