Either way, you’d think management would just be thrilled that their dicks are big enough that they can trip over them.

Last time I checked excessive celebration is a penalty in the National Football League act like you been there before Clay Matthews, you’re a role model for children everywhere and you are acting like you never been there before and the little Millennials are eating it up I worked in the school system for thirty seven…

Christopher Walken > The Walking Dead > Walk the Line > Walk the Moon > Jesus Walks > A Walk to Remember > The Walk > A Walk in the Woods > Walking with Dinosaurs > walking in traffic > Walk like an Egyptian > A Walk Amongst the Tombstones > Donald Trump

According to @StatsOnFire, this is the first time the McCown brothers have played at the same time since December 9, 2007.

So a group of people dominated an area for many years until outsiders moved in, took over everything, and routinely massacred the original inhabitants. Interesting.

The school’s president fears this could hurt the young man’s chances of becoming one of their many fine graduate bus drivers.

Well, at least the kid from Life Goes On got another gig.

I received a Liberal Arts degree from Ball So Hard University.

I’ll miss his WINT and OSKEE speeches.

Blood Jort

What time is it?

I saw a couple people in those pictures, so there's technically more people there already than will be in Cellular by the 3rd game.

The video was recorded by his now former friends. He was hanging around some pretty dark people. Now they aren't friends anymore.

The real mistake was letting Aaron know they were up for anything.

Kerry, what's your favorite Madonna album?

if early one morning the only cloud in the sky was shaped like penis, what impact would that have on the community it hung over? I'm not talking something that kinda sorta looks like a penis... I'm talking a no mistaking it huge erect sky penis. Would they send up airplanes to try to break it up? Would they report…

What did he say to his white teammates? "Hey, Nick, I'm sorry that I reinforced the stereotype that all white non-kickers in the NFL are a bunch of racist hillbillies. Now how about we shotgun a couple Natty Lights and do some donuts in the parking lot?"