Name a band you love, that everyone else seems to hate.

Every time one of these WYTS posts pops up, I see the team and before reading it think “this is going to be the best one yet due to (some reason).”
Cowboys - America’s Team, Jerry Jones, Texans - JJ Squatt, Redskins - Snyder, “you like that”, Vikings - Blair Witch, Magary’s team, Bengals - playoff thuggery, etc.

“Don’t you dare change the name of this sport!”
-Rex Ryan

Being that it’s Senior week, who is going to come up with the biggest prank?

along with a beard that could smuggle at least three birds within it.

Why is the basketball wearing a jock strap?

Your sports talk radio show is Wacky and Junk on 590, The Sports Holocaust.

Love the St Louis Cardinals posts. Would you consider adding this column full time, for other teams in other sports leagues? Say the Redskins maybe

If you could have a 3rd arm, where would you want it? No dick jokes please!

Still not as annoying as “it is what it is”

If Jason Heyward’s throw was the temperature at Wrigley Field, it would be pretty damn hot out there.

If Jason Heyward’s throw was a temperature, it’d be pretty damn hot outside.

HJ Watt

Did anyone else notice the kid put a “kick me” sign on his back?

I like to masturbate through the zipper of my pants...oh wait, were not doing that thing where we say something weird about ourselves? Carry on.

I don’t know about you, but the title of this article seems closer to the Deadspin mission statement to me

If only another bag in the trunk was allowed to carry, this would have never happened.

#allbagsmatter

It’s got to be the 2nd security guard who comes in from the right about 9-10 seconds in.

#34nk4up7