if early one morning the only cloud in the sky was shaped like penis, what impact would that have on the community it hung over? I'm not talking something that kinda sorta looks like a penis... I'm talking a no mistaking it huge erect sky penis. Would they send up airplanes to try to break it up? Would they report…

St. Ehlo's Fire

If there were timers on toilets that showed you how long since the last time it was sat on, would you still use the only open stall if it said "15 seconds" and there is some 450 pound dude picking his teeth at the sink? Lets say your not crowning, but you've got less than five minutes until you are

So the family and I just completed a road trip from Chicago to Colorado and back, roughly 16 hours each way. I like to drive fast, usually about 90-95 mph when on the highway. So I pass a lot of cars on the way, but every once in a while, someone I pass speeds up and stays right behind me. I get pissed, slow down,…

If your boss constantly farts in front of you, but acts like nothing happens, do you have rights to call him out on it? I'm talking eggers, sbd's, and all sorts of other trumpet sounding gastro pods that make you want to vomit. How do you recommend broaching this situation?