For some reason this really made my day. I love seeing famous people show their love for gaming. 

Any time I play a shooter and shoot someone in the face, I say aloud to myself, “I’d like to take his... face... off.”  Like Nic Cage in Face/Off.  Luckily my gaming only occurs when my wife is out of town.

If my character can sit, I try to recreate the Macho Man looking at sunset photo.

Wow, imagine what would have happened if they rolled a 216,000 :|

This was just a normal Shadowrun session.

It’ll be Elder Scrolls Blades but with an over world map. I guarantee it.

wait...a $60 basketball game that requires you to pay cash money to dunk?

I’m willing to bet in their eyes, something like this is their way of bringing back Underground.

Starred for your last point. I’m too lazy to look up the data (if it even exists) but methinks most guns used in mass violence, suicide, and homicides are not the type of guns that would be particularly effective in a hunting situation. And in terms of high capacity...if you need to touch off more than five or six…

Thank fucking god. Star Ocean has been so disastrously mishandled for pretty much a decade now, and it’s a huge shame because honestly, it’s one of Enix’s highest-potential IPs. As much as I want this to light a fire under Square’s ass to actually make a decent Star Ocean game down the line, I really don’t see that…

Good.  Now make a real Star Ocean game.

Please never stop reporting on this. Maybe then Nintendo will actually maybe tack notice/acknowledge that it’s an issue.

I died at Mustang Kamikaze Pilots.

You know, the Navy has one simple request. And that is to have ships with frigate laser beams attached to their decks.

So he did exactly what we paid him to do? Unlike, say, what happened with Mighty Number 9? Sounds like he earned his Kickstarter money. 

This is Tom Hall, creator of Commander Keen.

Now all they need to do is TimeSplitters

Neat.