I posted a WHOLE bunch of stuff in response to the OP that I hope gets read since I’m eternally grey. Tell your daughter there are super awesome black companies that are cruelty free and better than Jeffree’s. His continued use of the phrase Tranny should be enough for us to check him.

Alan Tudyk is a master ad-libber:

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I don’t know but I think it’s pretty low to call her a walking benzo.

I really want to believe this isn’t for a movie role.

I thought the same thing.

I didn’t know Frances was back on speaking terms with Love. Last I’d read, FB was telling the world that her mother shouldn’t be allowed on Twitter (for insinuating that Dave Grohl had made sexual overtures to Frances Bean). Was that 5+ years ago or something?

According to Playmate of the Year Dani Mathers, it is scientifically possible to “accidentally” body-shame a woman on Snapchat. I’m waiting for Neil deGrasse Tyson’s Twitter dad take on it with bated breath.

I’m a reality TV editor by trade, and despite not caring about these people at all, I do enjoy my profession so maybe I can offer some insight (while procrastinating on the network notes I have to do for the show I’m working on). The cuts around 00:26, they chopped some stuff up but the only thing they really…

The critters in the top pic are alpacas. The animals on the road are llamas. Llamas are much larger, aren’t cute and fuzzy, and will spit when annoyed or threatened. Alpacas are straight-up dicks, though.

Now a doctor is theorizing that her troubles might’ve gone back to a condition called pernicious anemia, the result of a severe vitamin B12 deficiency.

Last night, when I was giving out cake, the Son in Law said that she shouldn’t be allowed to sue because she chose to continue working there. I literally took the fork out of his hand and said that he can’t have any until he pulls his head out of his ass. I’m not fooling around with these people anymore. No more aid…

Best KISS in comics... that’s a tough one. There are so many versions to choose from.

Do I need to put words here or can I just leave a deadpool gag?

98% of American Catholic women have used birth control at some point and 64% of American Catholics don’t think cohabitation is wrong if that gives you any indication how much general practitioners care about what leadership thinks.

She’s from Australia. I would fuck her. As I said she is from Australia and you have to think about what that means: she is Australian. I would, in fact, fuck her.

After I watched Poldark I obsessively searched YouTube for interview clips. He’s just too much. If Idris Elba doesn’t get Bond, I’d love for it to be him. I mean, those eyes over a martini glass? Instantly pregnant.

We would not blink in eye if a girl wore a band tshirt of the guy she was dating.

Audrey Hepburn is 2 words.

I don’t know but she’s lousy with virginity. Won’t go to bed till she’s legally wed...she can’t shes Sandra Lee.